Get the roast started with these witty captions. There’s no better way to start your B-day than with a little self-deprecating humor.

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to!įunny Birthday Captions for those Instagram Posts.

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say.

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser.

I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

To my brother who still owes me several big ones.

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive.

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!.

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age!

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”.

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space.

These are some funny and witty messages that you can share on social media or send to someone out on a birthday card, SMS or via e-mail on their special day. Damn, you’re so old, your first pet must have been a dinosaur!

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